圣诞节英语笑话推荐数三
圣诞节英语笑话the thief and the judge
it was christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner what are you charged with he asked
doing my christmas shopping early replied the defendant
that's no offense replied the judge how early were you doing this shopping
before the store opened countered the prisoner
法官偷
天圣诞节法官审讯犯时点恻隐心什起诉问
采购圣诞节物品早告答
算犯法法官回答购物早
商店开门前犯应道
圣诞节英语笑话二jesus's telly
a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval the manager the shepherds jesus and holy family wore duly admired
but what's that in the corner asked mother
oh that's their telly replied the tot
耶稣电视机
圣诞节时孩子纸蜡笔想画张耶稣诞生件艺术品陈列出供父母鉴赏
耶稣诞生睡马槽牧羊耶稣家庭逐表示赞赏
角落里什妈妈问
噢电视机孩子回答说
圣诞节英语笑话三
on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor which one of them do you think picked it up
answer santa of course why because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist
圣诞节前夕圣诞老清廉政治物心善良律师家高级饭店等电梯门未开前三时张新台币1000元钞票猜猜谁会捡起
答案:然圣诞老啦什家知道外两者存
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