英文简历中避讳话
致命错
Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10
Qualifications No education or experience
I am relatively intelligent obedient and loyal as a puppy
My compensation should be at least equal to my age
Reason for Leaving It had to do with the IRS FBI and SEC
Fired because I fought for lower pay
Size of employer Very tall probably over 65
Please disregard the enclosed resumeit is terribly out of date
Reason for Leaving My boss said the end of the world is near
Reason for Leaving The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia I prefer to elaborate privately
字错误语法错误
Here are my qualifications for you to overlook
Strengths Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer
I am a rabid typist
Work History Performed brain wave tests18791981
After receiving advice from several different angels I have decided to pursue a new line of work
Accounting cleric
As indicted I have over five years of experience analyzing investments
Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments
Suspected to graduate early next year
Disposed of 25 billion in assets
Proven ability to track down and correct erors
Accomplishments Oversight of entire department
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details
Accomplishments Completed 11 years of high school
应幽默
Note Keep this resume on top of the stack Use all others to heat your house
Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fastpaced setting (Translation Shortorder cook)
But waittheres more You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature
I have an excellent track record although I am not a horse
My fortune cookie said Your next interview will result in a joband I like your company i
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n particular
Title Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series
Also Known As Mr Productivity Mr Clever MrFixit
Trustworthy references available upon requestif I give them a few bucks
Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience
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致命错
Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10
Qualifications No education or experience
I am relatively intelligent obedient and loyal as a puppy
My compensation should be at least equal to my age
Reason for Leaving It had to do with the IRS FBI and SEC
Fired because I fought for lower pay
Size of employer Very tall probably over 65
Please disregard the enclosed resumeit is terribly out of date
Reason for Leaving My boss said the end of the world is near
Reason for Leaving The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia I prefer to elaborate privately
字错误语法错误
Here are my qualifications for you to overlook
Strengths Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer
I am a rabid typist
Work History Performed brain wave tests18791981
After receiving advice from several different angels I have decided to pursue a new line of work
Accounting cleric
As indicted I have over five years of experience analyzing investments
Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments
Suspected to graduate early next year
Disposed of 25 billion in assets
Proven ability to track down and correct erors
Accomplishments Oversight of entire department
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details
Accomplishments Completed 11 years of high school
应幽默
Note Keep this resume on top of the stack Use all others to heat your house
Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fastpaced setting (Translation Shortorder cook)
But waittheres more You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature
I have an excellent track record although I am not a horse
My fortune cookie said Your next interview will result in a joband I like your company i
英文简历中避讳话版权作者转载请注明出处
n particular
Title Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series
Also Known As Mr Productivity Mr Clever MrFixit
Trustworthy references available upon requestif I give them a few bucks
Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience
文档香网(httpswwwxiangdangnet)户传
《香当网》用户分享的内容，不代表《香当网》观点或立场，请自行判断内容的真实性和可靠性！
该内容是文档的文本内容，更好的格式请下载文档