愚节整蛊笑话集锦(英文)
愚节整蛊笑话集锦(中英文)
a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan
he asks what was that for
she says i found a piece of paper in your pocket with ＇betty sue＇ written on it
he says jeez honey ＇betty sue＇ was the name of the horse i bet on she shrugs and walks away
three days later he＇s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan
he asks what was that for
she answers your horse called
家伙正报纸妻子走身煎锅敲脑勺问道：什说：口袋里发现张写betty sue’纸条说：哎呀亲爱betty sue’赌匹马名字耸耸肩走三天正报纸妻子走身煎锅敲脑勺问：什答道：马电话
a man was hit by a cab in the street he was brought to the hospital
his wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor i think that he is very ill
i am afraid that he is dead said the doctor
hearing this the man moved his head and said im not dead im still alive
be quiet said the wife the doctor knows better than you
男街出租车撞倒送进医院妻子站床前医生说：想伤厉害
医生说：恐怕已死
听医生话男转动着头说：没死活着
妻子说：安静医生懂
in the traffic court of a large midwestern city a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light she explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes a wild gleam came into the judge＇s eye you are a school teacher eh said he madam i shall realize my lifelong ambition sit down at that table and write ＇i went through a red light＇ five hundred times
中西部城市交通法庭里位年轻女士带法官面前开车闯红灯开罚单女士法官解释名学校老师请求法官马处理案子便赶回课法官眼中闪丝狡黠说道：学校老师女士马实现毕生愿张桌子旁坐写开车闯红灯’500遍
on the way home one night i spotted some freshcut roses outside a florist＇s shop after selecting a dozen and entering the shop i was greeted by a young saleswoman
天晚回家路家花店外面刚剪玫瑰挑走进店里年轻女售货员招呼
are these for your wife sir she asked
先生送妻子问道
yes i said
说
for her birthday she asked
生日问
no i replied
回答
for your anniversary
结婚纪念日
no i said again
答道
as i pocketed my change and headed toward the door the young woman called out i hope she forgives you
找回钱装进口袋门口走时年轻女喊道：希原谅
after being with her all evening the man couldn＇t take another minute with his blind date earlier he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leavewhen he returned to the table he lowered his eyes put on a grim expression and said i have some bad news my grandfather just diedthank heavens his date replied if yours hadn＇t mine would have had to
盲约象呆晚男受事先安排朋友电话样先离开回桌边垂眼睛装出副阴沉表情说：幸消息祖父刚刚世谢天谢约会象说果祖父死祖父死
teacher of physical education have you ever seen mixed doubles boys
nick yes sir quite often i saw it even last night
teacher please tell us something about it
nick oh sorry sir my father always says ＇domestic shame should not be published＇
体育老师：孩子见男女混合双
尼克：见老师常见昨天夜里见呢
老师：家讲讲时情形吧
尼克：啊起老师爸爸常说家丑外扬
a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage
come on miss he shouted shut the door please
oh i just want to kiss my sister goodbye she called back
you just shut that door please called the guard and i＇ll see to the rest
位车列车员刚发出信号火车启动时见位漂亮姑娘站站台节开车厢门旁边车厢里位漂亮姑娘说话
快点姐喊道：请门关
噢没妹妹吻呢回答道
请门关列车员说：余事负责
one day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads see how the farms looked and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living the city man saw a farmer in his yard holding a pig up in his hands and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree the city man said to the farmer i see that your pig likes apples but isn＇t that quite a waste of time the farmer replied what＇s time to a pig
天城市里游客乡村乡间路开着车想农庄什样子想农夫样种田日子位城里见位农夫宅草手中抱着头猪举高高够吃树
苹果城里农夫说猪挺喜欢吃苹果浪费时间位农夫回答说时间猪什意义
will and bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man will said well you know the pacific ocean my father＇s the one who dug the hole for it
bill wasn＇t impressed well that＇s nothing you know the dead sea my father＇s the one who killed it
威尔尔谁父亲更强壮争吵威尔说：喏知道太洋爸爸挖洞
尔屑顾：噢没什知道死海爸爸杀死
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愚节整蛊笑话集锦(中英文)
a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan
he asks what was that for
she says i found a piece of paper in your pocket with ＇betty sue＇ written on it
he says jeez honey ＇betty sue＇ was the name of the horse i bet on she shrugs and walks away
three days later he＇s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan
he asks what was that for
she answers your horse called
家伙正报纸妻子走身煎锅敲脑勺问道：什说：口袋里发现张写betty sue’纸条说：哎呀亲爱betty sue’赌匹马名字耸耸肩走三天正报纸妻子走身煎锅敲脑勺问：什答道：马电话
a man was hit by a cab in the street he was brought to the hospital
his wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor i think that he is very ill
i am afraid that he is dead said the doctor
hearing this the man moved his head and said im not dead im still alive
be quiet said the wife the doctor knows better than you
男街出租车撞倒送进医院妻子站床前医生说：想伤厉害
医生说：恐怕已死
听医生话男转动着头说：没死活着
妻子说：安静医生懂
in the traffic court of a large midwestern city a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light she explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes a wild gleam came into the judge＇s eye you are a school teacher eh said he madam i shall realize my lifelong ambition sit down at that table and write ＇i went through a red light＇ five hundred times
中西部城市交通法庭里位年轻女士带法官面前开车闯红灯开罚单女士法官解释名学校老师请求法官马处理案子便赶回课法官眼中闪丝狡黠说道：学校老师女士马实现毕生愿张桌子旁坐写开车闯红灯’500遍
on the way home one night i spotted some freshcut roses outside a florist＇s shop after selecting a dozen and entering the shop i was greeted by a young saleswoman
天晚回家路家花店外面刚剪玫瑰挑走进店里年轻女售货员招呼
are these for your wife sir she asked
先生送妻子问道
yes i said
说
for her birthday she asked
生日问
no i replied
回答
for your anniversary
结婚纪念日
no i said again
答道
as i pocketed my change and headed toward the door the young woman called out i hope she forgives you
找回钱装进口袋门口走时年轻女喊道：希原谅
after being with her all evening the man couldn＇t take another minute with his blind date earlier he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leavewhen he returned to the table he lowered his eyes put on a grim expression and said i have some bad news my grandfather just diedthank heavens his date replied if yours hadn＇t mine would have had to
盲约象呆晚男受事先安排朋友电话样先离开回桌边垂眼睛装出副阴沉表情说：幸消息祖父刚刚世谢天谢约会象说果祖父死祖父死
teacher of physical education have you ever seen mixed doubles boys
nick yes sir quite often i saw it even last night
teacher please tell us something about it
nick oh sorry sir my father always says ＇domestic shame should not be published＇
体育老师：孩子见男女混合双
尼克：见老师常见昨天夜里见呢
老师：家讲讲时情形吧
尼克：啊起老师爸爸常说家丑外扬
a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage
come on miss he shouted shut the door please
oh i just want to kiss my sister goodbye she called back
you just shut that door please called the guard and i＇ll see to the rest
位车列车员刚发出信号火车启动时见位漂亮姑娘站站台节开车厢门旁边车厢里位漂亮姑娘说话
快点姐喊道：请门关
噢没妹妹吻呢回答道
请门关列车员说：余事负责
one day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads see how the farms looked and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living the city man saw a farmer in his yard holding a pig up in his hands and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree the city man said to the farmer i see that your pig likes apples but isn＇t that quite a waste of time the farmer replied what＇s time to a pig
天城市里游客乡村乡间路开着车想农庄什样子想农夫样种田日子位城里见位农夫宅草手中抱着头猪举高高够吃树
苹果城里农夫说猪挺喜欢吃苹果浪费时间位农夫回答说时间猪什意义
will and bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man will said well you know the pacific ocean my father＇s the one who dug the hole for it
bill wasn＇t impressed well that＇s nothing you know the dead sea my father＇s the one who killed it
威尔尔谁父亲更强壮争吵威尔说：喏知道太洋爸爸挖洞
尔屑顾：噢没什知道死海爸爸杀死
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