愚人节英语笑话

愚节英语笑话
　　1 why are people tired on april fool＇s day (愚节什疲倦)
　　答：because they have just had a long march ( 刚长长三月march 三月行军)    
　　2what weather do mice and rats fear (老鼠害怕什天气)
　　答：when it＇s raining cats and dogs(雨rain cats and dogs 雨 )    
　　3when do dogs refuse to follow their masters (狗什时候愿)
　　答：when their masters go to the flea market(跳蚤市场时flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )    
　　4what question can never be answered by yes (问题永远回答)
　　答：are you asleep (睡着)    
　　5what tree is always very sad (种树总伤心)
　　答：weeping willow ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)    
　　6when can you get water with a net (什时候网兜装水)
　　答：when water is turned into ice (水结成冰时)    
　　7why is the pig always eating猪什没完没吃
　　答：he＇s making a hog of himself想成肉猪    
　　8what＇s the longest word in the world世界长单词什
　　答：smiles because there＇s a mile between the letter ＇s＇微笑两字母s中间隔里    
　　9what question is that to which you must always answer yes 什问题回答yes
　　答：what does yes spell (问)yes拼    
　　10where were you when the power was cut off 停电时候
　　答：in the darkness 黑暗中
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