愚节英语幽默笑话
1what the day is it today
today is april fools＇day
ohyou are wrong today is march the 31thif you don＇t believe me please pick up the calendar
ohit is really april fools＇day
hahayou were cheated
2best wishes and i believe your english will be better and better
3a young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother the mom says now billy pray really hard tonight and tomorrow your wish will come true billy says okmommy and goes to sleep the next morning billy wakes up and screams mommy i＇m still blind my wish didn＇＇t come true the mom answered i know april fools
4wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day) i wish i were a newspaper so i＇ll be in your hands all day
husband i wish that too so i could change you daily
5a little boy asked his father daddy how much does it cost to get married
the father replied i don ＇t know son i ＇m still paying
6at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home he asks him what are you doing
the son replied dad i am fed up with my life my newly marriage is not going well my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other i have to pay bills for my inlaws and i hate this life i want to go far from here i want to taste every joy of life and i want to have every fun of life
father said wait i am coming with you
7a woman goes to england to attend a 2week company training session her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip
the wife answered thank you honey what would you like me to bring for you
the husband laughed and said an english girl
the woman kept quiet and left two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked so honey how was the trip
the wife very good thank you
the husband and what happened to my present
the wife which present
the husband what i asked for the english girl
the wife oh that well i did what i could now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl
8a couple goes to an art gallery they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves the wife doesn ＇t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking the wife asks what are you waiting for the husband replies autumn
9a man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks() him on the head with a frying pan what the hell was that for he asks that was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name mary ellen written on it she replies don ＇t be silly he says two weeks ago when i went to the races(赛马) mary ellen was the name of one of the horses i bet on she seems satisfied at this and she apologizes three days later he ＇s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(俚语) him with an even bigger frying pan knocking him out cold when he comes around he asks again what the hell was that for your fucking horse just phoned
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1what the day is it today
today is april fools＇day
ohyou are wrong today is march the 31thif you don＇t believe me please pick up the calendar
ohit is really april fools＇day
hahayou were cheated
2best wishes and i believe your english will be better and better
3a young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother the mom says now billy pray really hard tonight and tomorrow your wish will come true billy says okmommy and goes to sleep the next morning billy wakes up and screams mommy i＇m still blind my wish didn＇＇t come true the mom answered i know april fools
4wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day) i wish i were a newspaper so i＇ll be in your hands all day
husband i wish that too so i could change you daily
5a little boy asked his father daddy how much does it cost to get married
the father replied i don ＇t know son i ＇m still paying
6at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home he asks him what are you doing
the son replied dad i am fed up with my life my newly marriage is not going well my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other i have to pay bills for my inlaws and i hate this life i want to go far from here i want to taste every joy of life and i want to have every fun of life
father said wait i am coming with you
7a woman goes to england to attend a 2week company training session her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip
the wife answered thank you honey what would you like me to bring for you
the husband laughed and said an english girl
the woman kept quiet and left two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked so honey how was the trip
the wife very good thank you
the husband and what happened to my present
the wife which present
the husband what i asked for the english girl
the wife oh that well i did what i could now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl
8a couple goes to an art gallery they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves the wife doesn ＇t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking the wife asks what are you waiting for the husband replies autumn
9a man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks() him on the head with a frying pan what the hell was that for he asks that was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name mary ellen written on it she replies don ＇t be silly he says two weeks ago when i went to the races(赛马) mary ellen was the name of one of the horses i bet on she seems satisfied at this and she apologizes three days later he ＇s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(俚语) him with an even bigger frying pan knocking him out cold when he comes around he asks again what the hell was that for your fucking horse just phoned
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